nigga-chan:

Officer: SIR I SAID PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD

Crocodile: BUT I TOLD YOU I CAN-

Officer: SIR DO NOT TEST ME I AM NOT AFRAID TO CALL FOR BACK UP 

funniest10k:

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

spains-a-total-uke:

snookidoughicecream:

remember bolbi from jimmy neutron

he’s my spirit animal

•  my family talking about teen titans
• my mom: I didn't like that little girl with the permanent attitude!
• my brother: oh yeah the emo bitch?
• my mom: yeah! I woulda kicked her ass out, "bitch you bringing us down you gon need to leave"

lindsayolohan:

THE NOTES I AM CRYING

64-littlewhitethings:

what if instead of alandri and iymeen being princes, niamh and hien were princesses

mutant princesses

beanpole i mean niamh would be princess (more like queen tbh) of some kind of cold, snowy world with lots of hooved things and hien would probably belong to a place with lots of forests and birds

firsttimeuser:

photo by Tadahiko Hayashi (林 忠彦)

cosmo tip #247

during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?”